IT’s OCTOPUSES, NOT OCTOPI

LISTEN UP!!!!

If you’re coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don’t make any jokes about sushi. It’s cringe. Two, don’t ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you’re curious because you don’t have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it’s octopuses, not octopi. If you say «octopi,» it’s not offensive, per se. But they’ll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won’t slip or bounce while you dance with octopuses and have the best flocking night of your life.

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. – ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.

Linsene har bla UV-400 beskyttelse, polariserende effekt og ripebeskyttelse.

Rammen er produsert i et gummiert og mykt polykarbonat som gjør at brillene sitter som støpt uansett aktivitet! De er ULTRAlette og veier bare 20 gram.

Brillene leveres i en flott og anvendelig eske med magnetlås + en beskyttelsespose som du kan pusse glassene med.

MACH Gs  = Klassikeren, pilotbriller er født på ny

LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.

3 ALL POLARIZED

The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL SPEED

An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you’re crushing beers or crushing your competition.

5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP

Included with purchase.