Ham-Cured CRAMPS

kr 499,00

BONUS: THEY’RE GUARANTEED TRICHINOSIS-FREE!!!


This spring, Carl the Flamingo suggested that we should start selling goodr Farms Medicinal Hams on our website. He was enraged when the FDA said we had to put a label on them that said, «This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.» Carl said that was «TOTAL bullsh*t!!! EVERYONE knows that HAM CURES CRAMPS!!!» (Carl also insists that it increases his libido. We’re not convinced the ham is responsible.) Luckily, we were able to get him to compromise by offering these Ham Cured Cramps sunnies instead.*

*This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA.

 

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    REINTRODUCING HAM CURED CRAMPS

    We’re releasing an oldie but a goodr. A remix, reboot, revival, re-whatever, of a classic pair. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing the neighbourhood Easter Egg Hunt or running some Pre-Easter dinner treadmill miles. You asked for seconds, get your fill while you can!!!

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. – ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

    We designed these shades to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than $50.

    Linsene har bla UV-400 beskyttelse, polariserende effekt og ripebeskyttelse.

    Rammen er produsert i et gummiert og mykt polykarbonat som gjør at brillene sitter som støpt uansett aktivitet! De er veldig lette og veier bare 22 gram.

    Brillene leveres i en flott og anvendelig eske med magnetlås + en beskyttelsespose som du kan pusse glassene med.

    OG:s (The Originals) = orginalen i Wayfarerdesign

     

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO LEOPARDS

    Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).