HERMES’ junk MAIL
kr 399,00
INTRODUCING HERMES JUNK MAIL
Don’t blame the messenger, they say.
But what if that messenger fills your mailbox with supermarket coupons, pre-approved credit cards and catalogs for office supplies that you never requested?????
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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah, Hermes thrives off that sh*t. Swooping in and living it up on all your discarded doorbuster deals.
WELCOME TO CARL’S INNER CIRCLE
What’s the difference between vintage, antique & retro?
Vintage: «characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic,» with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: «an object having special value because of its age,» at least 100 years old.
Retro: «Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective,» imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.
That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They’re Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they’re 50 years old. Good luck.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. – ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN
We designed these shades to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than NOK 500,-
Linsene har bla UV-400 beskyttelse, polariserende effekt og ripebeskyttelse.
Rammen er produsert i et gummiert og mykt polykarbonat som gjør at brillene sitter som støpt uansett aktivitet! De er veldig lette og veier bare 22 gram.
Brillene leveres i en flott og anvendelig eske med magnetlås + en beskyttelsespose som du kan pusse glassene med.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you’re channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
