ARTIFACTS, not ARTIFEELINGS

kr 499,00

artiFACTS!!


A kid brought homemade «dinosaur bones» to Show and Tell and the teacher called him out. Totally ROASTED him!!!!!
Take that, Mallory.

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    FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG

    Extra, extra! Read all about it! Famed archeologist Notre Latedto Anyonetrademarked excavated an underground temple! And what did she find? A pit of dangerously adorable kittens. (Kittens. Why’d it have to be kittens? She HATES kittens!) Also, she found rare sunglass artifacts known to ancient civilizations as PHGs. You may not like these pedantic frames, but she doesn’t care. She wants Artifacts, Not Artifeelings. (SAME. Excavators are our motivators.)

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. – ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

    We designed these shades to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than NOK 500,-

    Linsene har bla UV-400 beskyttelse, polariserende effekt og ripebeskyttelse.

    Rammen er produsert i et gummiert og mykt polykarbonat som gjør at brillene sitter som støpt uansett aktivitet! De er veldig lette og veier bare 22 gram.

    Brillene leveres i en flott og anvendelig eske med magnetlås + en beskyttelsespose som du kan pusse glassene med.

     

     

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO DISSERTATION

    No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.