FOSSIL Finding FOCALS

kr 499,00

Can you DIG IT?


Always wanted to be a paleontologist, but couldn’t afford that fancy PhD?
Psh, think of all the $$$ you’ve SAVED!!!

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    For finding fragile fossils, fashionable functional ‘ffordable focals frequently foster fantastic fortune! False feeble foes fail fast. Finally, fastidious finesse! Flamboyant flamingos feel felicity! Fatuous fools fall flat! Fortify fondness!!! Frolic freely!!! Furnish fun!!! FLY!!!!! FLIRT!!!!! FORNICATE!!! F*ck. Finished.

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. – ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN

    We designed these shades to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ ass down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for less than NOK 500,-

    Linsene har bla UV-400 beskyttelse, polariserende effekt og ripebeskyttelse.

    Rammen er produsert i et gummiert og mykt polykarbonat som gjør at brillene sitter som støpt uansett aktivitet! De er veldig lette og veier bare 22 gram.

    Brillene leveres i en flott og anvendelig eske med magnetlås + en beskyttelsespose som du kan pusse glassene med.

     

     

    NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

    1 NO SLIP

    We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

    2 NO BOUNCE

    Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

    3 ALL POLARIZED

    Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

    4 NO DISSERTATION

    No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.